So you like guys in uniform   I think I'll buy a uniform   And maybe you will like me better   Maybe I will like me better.   And maybe I'll be stronger with my super x-ray vision   Then I could see right through you   Just like you could see through me,   Mr super feelings boy      I know a policeman, he carries a gun   He has superhuman strength   He lives in the sun   I know a policeman, he carries a gun   He never feels helpless   He never has fun   Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, like me      So you like the way he looks   I think I kind of look that way   If I died my hair and grew a bit, and threw away the cape.   Only to reveal the helpless little boy that can't destroy a fly with worthless x-ray vision      So who's it gonna be? Mr   Super-Hero man or me?