Go, get out of my house   Please and actually give me back my keys   But I'll be proper angry   If you're not back later on your knees      Look, if I'm talking to you you shouldn't be gawping in thin air   You're so selfish but what about us, as in pair?   I needed you to come over man, I needed you to be near   I'm about to do something crazy, you'll regret this, I swear   This one time I really needed you to head over mine where   I was throwing up all morning it was all in my hair   Then because I was so dizzy I almost fell down the stairs   Like you always do, you know, you just don't fucking care      Go, get out of my house   Please and actually give me back my keys   But I'll be proper angry   If you're not back later on your knees      Look, come on, calm down, it wasn't all totally like that   You're over-reacting just a bit, maybe we can sit down and chat?   It's just you know I had stuff to do, you know, this and that   Maybe it wasn't so important as you being in the sack   But I had to sort out my pills man, I needed to stock up my stash   I couldn't do it any other day, I had to do it then, quick, snap   And you didn't want me there last Sat so I left you on your jack   And this Saturday I thought it was the same deal   As last Sat at your gaff      Go, get out of my house   Please and actually give me back my keys   But I'll be proper angry   If you're not back later on your knees      You don't care about my broken TV   I sit on my sofa all day smoking weed   I never phoned that bloke from the TV company   So please don't be like this, please, please, please      Actually now I think about it, what am I guilty about?   I felt like I was in the wrong, I felt like I was the lout   Oi, this is what happened last Saturday now, I think I remember now   You were ill last Saturday and two weeks before that little 'bout   You know I need that medication for my epilepsy now   Or I run the risk of having a fit, you know I can't go without   So when you being in bed is because last night you got pissed   It's you that's being selfish, it's you that don't give a shit      I'm gone, I'll get out your house   Then I'll never be back again   But I'll still be 'cieving   When you text me to make up and be friends      So there you go, eh? Don't try and gimme that shit, right?   Because, d'you know what I mean?   You're not exactly fuckin', y'know d'you know what I mean?   It don't really matter anymore, d'you know what I mean?   It's hard enough to remember my opinions   Without remembering my reasons for them   You're confusing me now      I'm not gonna give you an example, I can't remember an example   You do it all the time, you know, that thing that you do   I look, I can't remember when you last did it can I? I'm gone anyway   I'm never gonna darken your towers again, I'll tell you that   And that thing about femme fatal yeah?   She's fit, and she's fitter than you anyway   I like her, d'you know what I mean? I'm never gonna meet her   So before you get these jealous I like her, y'know      You can turn that off