Aiiyo, straight up   I'm sick of watchin' all y'all rappers and actors   On MTV Cribs playin' basketball at ya house   I'm sick of watchin' y'all mess up Celebrity All-Star Weekend   Ya non lay up makin' motherfuckers, y'all suck      I'll bust all y'all asses one on one   We'll play to eleven, I'll spot ya five points   And I'll still serve that ass   This J-Zone talkin' to you boy, come on      Now that every ball player wanna rap and every rapper wanna ball   I'm talkin' shit one on one, I drop a dime on 'em all   Look I make records but when I get time ballin' is my hobby   Ball playin' rap dudes, none of y'all can stop me      Bow wow's got game but he's five foot three   Nice crossover dog, try that jive on me   Might need a little backup to hang with me   Fuck that, two on one call Jermaine Dupri      Call Kriss Kross too, all four of y'all in   You're gonna have to do more than Jump Jump to win   Ice Cube, I love his work but on a court ain't nothin' poppin'   When my jump shot droppin' I be like steady mobbin'      Four, five niggaz in a mother ship   Cube, take it to the rappin' bring the Jeri curl back   Timberlake is the man for flashin' Janet's tits   But his hoop game is so weak, even Magic can't assist      I saw Nelly playin' ball but his game was sturrr   One on one you wanna ball, we can ball right thurrr   Heard Latifah played in high school and she wanted state   Huh, I still swat a girl shot, I don't discriminate      Master P is a No Limit soldier   But I got the old maid crossover, 'bout it, 'bout it   Don't get it wrong I love P but I'ma take him to the lane   We can even have Pen & Pixel sponsor the game      Snoop Dogg wanna ball, we can do that for shizzle   Hit a jump on at his grill on Doggy Fizzle Televizzle   All you stars wanna be T-Mac, y'all got one thing in common   None of y'all wanna face the zone      Ball players wanna rap, rappers wanna ball   Make my day, I'm laughin' at 'em all   I'm just out to get fame so if I'm dissin' ya game   I'm just lookin' for attention by callin' ya name      Aiiyo, Kobe don't think I forgot about you dog   Up there rappin' with Brian McKnight and shit, it's all good   'Cause I'm tryin' out for the motherfuckin' league   And I'm gettin' me a spot      Now and for all these NBA dudes can make CDs   I can get up in the NBA and make some cheese   Even versus the Lakers my game don't stop   You don't believe, get me one on one with Rick Fox      And when my jump shot's on Rick, come and get with me   Don't try to play tough, I ain't dumb Christy   Even Chris Webber don't stand a chance   I cross him up, fuck up his bad knee   And put him in the ambulance, see ya      Just give me a meeting with David Stern   Get my ass to this camp and these players gon' learn   I can beat the Portland Blazers, believe that   'Cause when we playin' I'll just ask 'em yo, where the weed at?   And they be like fuck the game, pass the joint   And I'll win by forfeit, while they keep puffin'      Everybody gon' trip out and say that I'm buggin'   Nawh, I'm just kiddin' but I'm up for this challenge   Celebrity All-Star 2005, hook me up and let the zone get live   Do I really got game? I don't know, come and test me   But make sure it's televised so I can sell some records      Ball players wanna rap, rappers wanna ball   Make my day, I'm laughin' at 'em all   I'm just out to get fame so if I'm dissin' ya game   I'm just lookin' for attention by callin' ya name      Yo, some of y'all probably wanna know if I really can play   Or if I'm just talkin' shit, I won't lie   I drop more bricks than Co-Op City   But you know what, I still look pretty while I do it      And I'll still serve half of these rappin' movie dudes   And I'll do it in golf shoes, we'll play to eleven   I'll spot ya five points and I'll still win, Celebrity All-Star 2005   J-Zone, baby, game over, bitch