Watching the people get lairy   It's not very pretty I tell thee   Walking through town is quite scary   It's not very sensible either      A friend of a friend he got beaten   He looked the wrong way at a policeman   Would never of happened to Smeaton   An old Leodensian      I predict a riot   I predict a riot   I predict a riot   I predict a riot      I tried to get to my taxi   The man in a tracksuit attacks me   He said that he saw it before me   And wants to get things a bit gory      Girls scrabble round with no clothes on   To borrow a pound for a condom   If it wasn't for chip fat they'd be frozen   They're not very sensible      I predict a riot   I predict a riot   I predict a riot   I predict a riot      And if there's anybody left in here   Who that doesn't want to be out there      Watching the people get lairy   It's not very pretty I tell thee   Walking through town is quite scary   It's not very sensible      I predict a riot   I predict a riot   I predict a riot   I predict a riot      And if there's anybody left in here   Who that doesn't want to be out there      I predict a riot   I predict a riot   I predict a riot   I predict a riot