Now beat that   And your mothers sayin ?go to college?   So you finish college and its wonderful   U feel so good   And after all the partying and crazing   And don't forget about that drug habit you picked up at school being around your peers   Hey now you'll get that 25 thou, job a year and   You'll spend all your money on crack cocaine, but it'll be you're your money   No more borrowin' money from mom for my high   So now you get your degree tattooed on your back your so excited about it   If you continue to work at the GAP, after several interviews, Oh my god   You'll come in at an entry level position and when you do that   If u kiss enough ass, you'll move up to the next level   Which is being a secretary's secretary   And boy is that great, you get to take messages for the secretary   Who never went to college   She's actually the bosses niece, so now your apart of the family   You know what college does for you?   It makes you really smart man   All you kids want to talk in the back of the class not me, I listened, ok   I was a hall monitor, This was meant to be   You know how many classes I took, extra classes extra classes   No I've never had sex but you know what, my degree keeps me satisfied   When a lady walks to me says ?hey you know what's sexy??   I say ?no, I don't know what it is, but I bet I can add up all the change in your purse very fast?