[Kardinal Offishall]   Wha wha wha what   Yo yo yo yo   Sit me down   Mr. Kardinal   Kardinal Offishall, number one bad bwoy heheheh   Yeah, yeah   It's all about this girl, ya know, drive de man crazy   Going out to the raspberry crew, Circle   Hear me now, hear me now   Let me tell you a liccle story bout this girl I used to nkow   Use to come and tell me she love me since me sing Onwiddasho   She say she loves do way me represent de whole of T dot O   She say she love me on de TV, love me in a de video   She say she sit dung pon ar' bed and listen to de radio   And wen me sing 'bon-diddley-bong' she haffe run an change ar' clothes   She say me kill ar wit de styles and just a murda wit de flow   Me juss a sweet ar with the riddim tun ar eena yo-yo   YO!   She comin in like she don't know   Seh me 'ave a girlfriend and she don't play (no)   Might box her in ar mout and chop off she toe   Lawd God why did Kardi haffe so sexy though?   She try fe kiss me pon me neck, mi haffe tell de gyal 'Yo!'   'Walk and live-touch and you've got to go'   Yuh body look good, yes sweet like mango   But you know the story girl, come on 'a ho is a ho'   Yuh nuh 'ave nuh drawz on how yuh skin dry so?   Favour one ol' piece of dry up cho-cho!   Yes girl yuh batty big but you know how dat go   I'm a very tall yout because I won't stoop low for...   CHORUS [Kardinal Offishall]   Maxine, oh Miss Maxine   Yuh body look ready, for you I am waitin   It goes Maxine, oh Miss Maxine   Yuh body look ready, come make we rock steady   [Kardinal Offishall]   Yo, I was walkin down de street and this girl said 'Hi!'   'Aren't you that rapper named Mr. Kardiny?'   Chuh, see me yah-yes girl dat's de I   Lyric specialist, number one bad bwoy   Give tanks to de most high for lookin so fly   So pretty sometime mek yuh eye dem cry   Drip out eye water and flood up de sky   Rush de man dem first in case de youth dem waan try   She said 'I like your style and yo Kardi mi nuh shy   Me want strip off yuh Karl and den rub up yuh Kani   Squeeze up yuh brugah and nyam off yuh fry   Blow off yuh top and show you mi two ply!'   I told ar 'Hol' on girl, a musse die - you waan die   Betta wash yout yuh mout bout you a nyam out mi fry   Clean up yourself and meet me top a Mount Zion   Cause only one girl mek de Kardinal high   And that's   CHORUS   [Kardinal Offishall]   Diamond, and Gold, and platinum next to she   Look like a big ol' rusty tin a bully beef!   She lip dem juicy and sheleg look sweet   Body just a shine from she head to she feet   Nice type of girl dat you waan yuh moumma meet   Every time yuh talk ar name, yuh haffe skin teet'   Pretty like a who? The gyal bad yuh nuh see it   Everytime she want a slam mi haffe get up and dweet   Clothes dem cris bran new Parasuco   Grip de bamsee like noby livin' in Toronto   Boassy whe she walk-never listenin' to 'Yo!'   She only listen to ar man when she walk outta door   And that's Maxine   Lord let me tell you something about Max--ee-een!!!!   Hahahaha   CHORUS X2   Yeah yeah yea   You don know, zeen   Hahahaha   You don know   Leave me alone now, chuh