Goin' back to Dallas, take my razor and my gun   Goin' back to Dallas, man, take my razor and my gun, oh yeah   Lots of people lookin' for trouble, man, sure gonna give 'em in some      I believe old Dallas, man, is the meanest town I know   I believe that Dallas, man, is the meanest town I know   Because you're not safe in Dallas, I don't care where you go      You know that I'm evil, just wanna have some fun   There's so much shit in Texas, I'm bound to step in some   Goin' back to Dallas, take my razor and my gun   If there are people lookin' for trouble, sure gonna give 'em some      I load up my revolver, sharpen up my knife   Some redneck messin' with me man, I'm bound to have his life   Down to Dallas, take my razor and my gun   Man, people there lookin' for trouble, sure gonna give 'em some