WRITERS FERLIN HUSKY, EATON         Well, I bought me a donkey, about four foot tall   To plough my cotton in the early fall   He's runnin' around, it was an awful sin   I had to build a fence to keep my donkey in   I rigged up the wire with a battery charge   To keep my donkey from a-running at large   Inside this bin I turned him loose   Thrilled by volts of electrified juice   [Chorus]   Which way did my donkey go   If you see him let me know   I haven't seen my donkey since   He backed into that electrified fence   Now, the first time he backed up against it   He threw back his ears and he had a fit   He brayed real loud and he hit high gear   He jumped up into tyhe stratosphere   I just got word from Albuquerque   A donkey up there was looking for work   He's my donkey and his name is Jack   Oh, how I wish he'd come on back   Now, more word came from Palamar   A man up there was a-watching the star   While looking through his telescope   He nearly had himself a stroke   He saw something riding up the rainbow trail   Two long ears and a puckered up tail   This thing he saw when he 'firmed the states   Was a donkey heading for the pearly gates   Hee-haw (hee-haw)   Hee-haw (hee-haw)