Hey, all of you women   Don't gather around   Unless you weigh   Over four hundred pounds   If you don't weigh that, baby   Don't come around at all      'Cos you've gotta be   All right with me   They call me the Doctor   I'm really hard to please      Well, you talk about women   I love them all   I love them big   I love them small   If you don't look like that, baby   Don't come around at all      'Cos you've gotta be   All right with me   They call me the Doctor   I'm really hard to please      Well, you talk about women   I love them all   I love them big   I love them small   If you don't look like that, baby   Don't come around at all      Well, they call me the doctor   (Oh yeah)   In the neighborhood   (Oh yeah)   Well, my baby she calls me   (Oh yeah)   Doctor Feelgood   (Oh yeah)      Have you ever felt   (Oh yeah)   Have you ever felt   (Oh yeah)   I believe, I believe   (Oh yeah)   They're gonna send me to my grave   (Oh yeah)      Good, good, good   Good, good, good   (Oh yeah)   So good   (Oh yeah)   So good   (Oh yeah)   So good   Ahh, yeah