I woke up this morning in a terrible mood   Now you talk about a woman treatin' a good man rude   She had me talkin' to myself gazin' at that mean ol' wall   She had another daddy waitin' down at the end of the hall   She changed with the weather like the leaves I recall   She blossoms in the spring but then she's gone in the fall   A two timin' woman with a heart of solid stone   She tells me that she loves me but her heart's a little undergrown      Well she drifts around the country like a steamboat on a foam   She said she'd never leave me but she got the urge to roam   She never changes course she just goes along that same ol' way   Well I hope she keeps a driftin' rolls back home someday   Cause if I ever find her gonna chain her to the floor   And tell her now sit there woman you ain't leavin' no more   I'm gonna tame you mama till you're eatin' from my hand   It ain't that I don't love you honey it's just to make you understand