This was a triumph   I'm making a note here; "Huge success"      It's hard to overstate   my satisfaction      Aperture Science:   We do what we must   because we can      For the good of all of us   Except the ones who are dead      But there's no sense crying   over every mistake   You just keep on trying   till you run out of cake   And the science gets done   And you make a neat gun   for the people who are   still alive      I'm not even angry   I'm being so sincere right now   Even though you broke my heart,   and killed me      And tore me to pieces   And threw every piece into a fire   As they burned it hurt because   I was so happy for you      Now, these points of data   make a beautiful line   And we're out of beta   We're releasing on time   So I'm GLaD I got burned   Think of all the things we learned-   for the people who are   still alive      Go ahead and leave me   I think I'd prefer to stay inside   Maybe you'll find someone else   to help you?   Maybe Black Mesa?   That was a joke *Haha - Fat Chance*      Anyway this cake is great   It's so delicious and moist      Look at me: still talking   when there's science to do   When I look out there,   it makes me GLaD I'm not you      I've experiments to run   There is research to be done   On the people who are   still alive   And believe me I am   still alive   I'm doing science and I'm   still alive   I feel fantastic and I'm   still alive   While you're dying I'll be   still alive   And when you're dead I will be   still alive      Still alive