Dr. junk the dentist man   Fills your teeth with what he can   Airplane wings and corset stays   And when he's done he'll let you pay   In paper clips or inner tubes   Or anything that's slightly used   He's not really crazy   Only nuts ... and bolts   And rusty rings make him do   The strangest things      Dr. junk the dentist has   An office full of colored glass   A garden with a paddle wheel   And funny plants for eye appeal   And though he watches them with care   I've never seen them growing there   He's not really crazy   Only nuts ... and bolts   And rusty rings make him do   Eccentric things      Dr. junk the dentist built   A junky castle up on stilts   Junk within and junk throughout   And tv in the chimney spout   And fourteen levels to each floor   And now he's adding fourteen more   He's not really crazy   Only nuts ... and bolts   And rusty rings make him do   The strangest things