My analyst told me   That I was right out of my head   The way he described it   He said I'd be better dead than live   I didn't listen to his jive   I knew all along   That he was all wrong   And I knew that he thought   I was crazy but I'm not   Oh no      My analyst told me   That I was right out of my head   He said I'd need treatment   But I'm not that easily led   He said I was the type   That was most inclined   When out of his sight   To be out of my mind   And he thought I was nuts   No more ifs or ands or buts      They say as a child   I appeared a little bit wild   With all my crazy ideas   But I knew what was happening   I knew I was a genius...   What's so strange when you know   That you're a wizard at three   I knew that this was meant to be      Now I heard little children   Were supposed to sleep tight   That's why I got into the vodka one night   My parents got frantic   Didn't know what to do   But I saw some crazy scenes   Before I came to   Now do you think I was crazy   I may have been only three   But I was swinging      They all laugh at angry young men   They all laugh at edison   And also at einstein   So why should I feel sorry   If they just couldn't understand   The idiomatic logic   That went on in my head   I had a brain   It was insane   Oh they used to laugh at me   When I refused to ride   On all those double decker buses   All because there was no driver on the top      My analyst told me   That I was right out of my head   But I said dear doctor   I think that it's you instead   Because I have got a thing   That's unique and new   To prove it I'll have   The last laugh on you   'cause instead of one head   I got two   And you know two heads are better than one.