Don't say anything darling, just smile      Say something sweetly   But carry a big gun      Try stylish but sexy   And marry a rich man      'Cause it's the art of being a girl      Spill on me like water   There's no mess, it's not yours      'Cause it's the art of being a girl   Yes it's the art of being a girl      Use teardrops gently   But always get your way      'Cause it's the art of being a girl   Yes it's the art of being a girl      Don't say anything darling, just smile   You won't worry honey, you won't even get a chance to talk      Yeah, right      [spoken]   Hi ... ummm ... this is room 207   I need an order of ... um ... let's see ...   Scrambled eggs ... not ... not runny ... not with the albuben in it ...   Ah .. just .. ah ... albumen ... I don't ... i guess scrambled eggs hard ...   So ... and then I want a pot of decafe coffee, and a pot of regular coffee ...   And in the decafe coffee, can you put a shot of decafe espresso in the decafe coffee?   And give me lots of extra half-and-half please   No a shot of ... yeah, a shot of ... of of of espresso, but decafe espresso in the decafe ...   And I want them both small ... size small ...   Yeah, and regular ... ye ye yeah, regular coffee too ...   Ok thanks, yeah ...