So you met him at Shoney's and he gave you his card   And he said you'd go out Friday night   Well, he's a total stranger but he's tall and he's cute   Girl, am I getting this right?      Now didn't we cover all this ground last week   When the last loser left you alone   Now here we are having the same conversation   And I'm wondering if there's anybody home      Hello, are you listening?   Have you even heard a single word I've said   Hello, wake up and smell his cheap cologne   How can I get it through your fairy tale head   Ooh, phone's ringin', girl it's for you, hello      It seems like you're always falling for the same guy   You just change the face and the name   But if you're gonna keep fishing in a pool of shallow water   You can't give the fish all the blame      Now this is how it is I'm your friend and I love you   And I hate to see you hurtin' all the time   Now don't you put me on hold 'cause your call waiting's saying   That your Mr. Wrong is on the other line      Hello, are you listening?   Have you even heard a single word I've said   Hello, wake up and smell his cheap cologne   How can I get it through your fairy tale head   Ooh, phone's ringin', girl it's for you, hello      I said hello, are you listening?   Have you even heard a single word I've said   Hello, wake up and smell his cheap cologne   How can I get it through your fairy tale head   Ooh, phone's ringin', girl it's for you   Why do I get the feeling I'm not getting through?   Hello, hello, hello, hello