Met my first love down in Texas   In a club in San Anton'   Both of us were lonely   Had no one to call our own      So we danced and laughed 'til closin' time   And had no place to go   So with the top pulled down   We drove all night, ran off to Mexico      But my blonde-haired, blue-eyed cowboy   Turned out to be bad news   Disappeared one morning   Left his old boots and the blues      Now there've been so many others   But none of them were true   The only one I could count on   To keep me company is you      Mr. Pain, oh, it's you again   Never really wanted us to be such friends   You always seem to show up when I'm all alone   That's when you move right in and make yourself at home   Mr. Pain, oh, Mr. Pain      Well, you'd think by now that I'd have learned   To see through your disguise   A heartache really shouldn't be   So hard to recognize      But you wear so many faces   Every line is new   And somehow I just always end up   Wakin' up with you      Mr. Pain, oh, it's you again   Never really wanted us to be such friends   Never fail to find me when I'm all alone   That's when you move right in and make yourself at home   Mr. Pain, oh, Mr. Pain      Oh, Mr. Pain