Brad and Suzy lived in a movie   Cardboard cutout superheroes and paragons on barstools   She was a professional teller machine user   He was your basic beautiful loser they had no worries   All they ever had was cool      And I wish that I was Brad and Suzy, I really do   I mean wish that I was stuck with someone   I wish that I was a half of a two, I wish that we were like that baby   I wish sometimes you'd love and hate me too   Pa, pa, pa, pow, pa, pa, pa pow      The Sigma Chis imbibed, decried and tried to pry him from his   Little Delta Tri-Omega Chi Fi Mu Hoddi Toddi A-D-Pi and Theta   But she wouldn't let them Idiot 'cause her heart was as big as the world   And she was his first loving girl And he swore   He'd stand by her forever, yeah      Late at night, drunk on wine   They'd fall in bed and intertwine   And they'd make love then like nobody never      And I wish that I was Brad and Suzy, I really do   I mean wish that I was stuck on someone   I wish that I was a half of a two, I wish that we were like that baby   I wish sometimes you'd love and hate me too      I wish that I was Brad or Suzy   I wish that I was in a movie      Brad and Suzy finally   Took off for the Florida Keys the better to exercise their   Collections of clothing by J. Crew, convertible rabbit   A cooler and some cozies and six years of college course credit   They'll probably never use      But I wish that I was Brad or Suzy, I really do   I mean wish that I was stuck with someone   I wish that I was a half of a two, I wish that we were like that baby   I wish sometimes you'd love and hate me too      I wish that I was Brad or Suzy   I wish that I was in a movie   I wish that I was Brad or Suzy   I wish that I was in a movie      I wish that I was Brad or Suzy   I wish that I was in a movie   I wish that I was Brad or Suzy   I wish that I was in a movie      Well, I wish that I was Brad or Suzy, I really do   You know wish that I was stuck with someone   I wish that I was a half of two, I wish that we were like that little baby   I wish sometimes you'd love and hate me too      I wish that I was Brad or Suzy