The not-so-pretty princess was the clown of her class   She made funny faces when they wouldn't let her pass   There was danger of dying at every turn   Don't get caught crying was all that she learned      And the not-so- pretty princess was the queen of her room   And the world was in her closest while she dressed for the groom   There were angels above her and pearls on the floor   And nobody loved her outside of the door      And she's so pretty   She will never be   So pretty   But she will never be   She's so pretty to me, yeah   She's so pretty and she will...      And the not-so-pretty-princess met a doctor with a knife   He said there was a lot of ways he could change her life   Then with the nose of a reindeer, the skin of a plum   For now she'll be lovely forever though dumb      And she's so pretty   She will never be   So pretty   But she will never be   She's so pretty to me, yeah, yeah   You're gonna see her places   You're gonna see   You're gonna see her and say   ¡°hey - that's my maria¡±