There's not much glam about the English weather   There's nothing left keeping us together   Sunshine on a rainy day   Makes me want to move away   I think I've got it sorted   I'm going to get myself deported    I'm considering a move to LA   (He's considering a move to LA)   (x3)       Hang around with Axl Rose   Buy myself some brand new clothes   Everything is gonna be just fine   I hear the murder rate is in decline   Get me a southern accent   Maybe grab a piece of action       I'm considering a move to LA   (He's considering a move to LA)   (x3)       When I get off the plane   The first thing I'm gonna do is   Strip naked to the waist   And ride my Harley Davidson   Up and down Sunset street   I may even get a tattoo   My problems are never gonna find me   I'm not sending one letter   or even a postcard back   I'm drinking Henessey   With Morrissey   On a beach   Out of reach   Somewhere very far away       I'm considering a move to LA   (He's considering a move to LA)   (x3)