I've had one Zirtec, two Advil   With the drink that made me feel invincible      I don't know how I managed to do this   But I woke up this morning covered in bruises      I only dance to songs I like   So I was sat down most the night      I don't know how I managed to do this   I woke up this morning covered in bruises   Hahahaha      I found a bruise on my arm, one on my knee   I can feel some more in a place I can't see      Is this a new bruise, or has it been there forever?   When did I do it, I can't remember      Can't remember anything I've done   I fought the floor and the floor won   I can't remember anything I've done   I fought the floor and the floor won   I can't remember anything I've done   I fought the floor and the floor won   I can't remember anything I've done   I fought the floor and the floor won      I don't know how I managed to do this   But I woke up this morning covered in bruises      I'd finally decided to tell you how I felt   I mistakenly thought that the drink would help      I don't know what happened   The planets weren't aligned      I kept giving you a wink   You kept missing the sign      I can't remember anything I've done   I fought the floor and the floor won   I can't remember anything I've done   I fought the floor and the floor won   I can't remember anything I've done   I fought the floor and the floor won   I can't remember anything I've done   I fought the floor and the floor won      I finally managed to unravel the plot   It's not a happy ending, but it's the best that I've got      I woke up this morning covered in bruises   One Zirtec, two Advil are gonna get me through this      I finally managed to unravel the plot   It's not the happiest of endings, but it's the best that I've got      I finally managed to unravel the plot   It's not a happy ending, but it's the best that I've got      I had one Zirtec, two Advil   With the drink that made me feel invincible      I had one Zirtec, two Advil   Then I bounced around, just like a pinball      I had one Zirtec, two Advil   With the drink that made me feel invincible      I had one Zirtec, two Advil   Then I bounced around, just like a pinball