I know you  I know you've seen her  She's a sad tomato  She's three miles of bad road  Walking down the street  Will I never meet her?  She's a real woman-child  Oh my kiss breath turpentine    I am smitten    I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing)  Have you seen her come around?  My crush with eyeliner    I'm in like.  I'm infatuated.  It's all too much-the pressure.  She's all that I can take  What position should I wear?  Cop an attitude? (you faker)  How can I convince her? (Faker)  That I'm invented too, yeah    I am smitten  I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing)  We all invent ourselves  and, uh, you know me    Yeah, she's a sad tomato  She's three miles of bad road  She's her own invention (She's her own invention)  That gets me in the throat  What can I make myself be?  Life is strange, yeah (Life is strange)  What can I make myself be (Fake her)  To make her mine?    I am smitten  I'll do anything (I'll do anything)  A kiss breath turpentine,  my crush with eyeliner    I am smitten  You know me (Yeah, you know me)  I could be your Frankenstein  my crush with eyeliner    I am smitten  I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing)  Won't you be my valentine?  My crush with eyeliner