You won’t believe how many things  Are wandering a-through my head  You’re next to me, it’s plain to see that  Maybe you would like me dead    I see it in your eyes  They’re as black as night  Here is the surprise:  One, I know, it probably should chill me  Two, I think you probably want to kill me  Three, I know I want to spend my life with you  You’d never harm me  And of all of these  The only one I fear is number three.    Here I go I’m on a roll  I want to know about you  Holy water, stakes in hearts  Tell me is it even true.  I see it in your eyes  They’re as black as night  Here is the surprise:  One, I know, it probably should chill me  Two, I think you probably want to kill me  Three, I know I want to spend my life with you  You’d never harm me  And of all of these  The only one I fear is number three.    Stupid shiny Volvo owner  I’m so glad to see you here  It’s so awesome when I’m with you  I don’t ever have to fear  I see it in your eyes  They’re as black as night  Here is the surprise:    One, I know, it probably should chill me  Two, I think you probably want to kill me  Three, I know I want to spend my life with you  You’d never harm me  And of all of these  The only one I fear is number three. (2x)    these lyrics are submitted by twifan