I was sitting on a bar stool  In a barbecue joint in Tennessee  When this ole boy walked in  And he sat right down next to me  I could tell he'd been through some hard times  There were tear stains on his old shirt  And he said you wanna know what you get  When you play a country song backwards    You get your house back  You get your dog back  You get your best friend Jackson back  You get your truck back  You get your hair back  Ya get your first and second wives back  Your front porch swing  Your pretty little thing  Your bling bling bling and a diamond ring  Your get your farm and the barn and the boat and the Harley  First night in jail with Charlie  Sounds a little crazy, a little scattered and absurd  But that's what you get when you play a country song backwards  Well I never heard it said quite like that  It hit me in the face cause that's where I'm at  I almost fell flat out on the floor  He said wait a minute that's not all theres even more    You get your mind back  you get your nerves back  Your first heart attack back  You get your pride back  You get your life back  You get your first real love back  You get your big screen TV, a DVD and a washing machine  You get the pond and the lawn  The bail and the mower  You go back where you don't know her  It sounds a little crazy a little scattered and absurd  But that's what you get  When you play a country song backwards  Oh play that song  Woo!!!    We sat there and shot the bull about how it would be  If we could rewind it all and go back in time    You get your house back  You get your dog back  You get your best friend Jackson back  You get your truck back  You get your hair back  Ya get your first and second wives back  Your front porch swing  Your pretty little thing  Your bling bling bling and a diamond ring  Your get your farm and the barn and the boat and the Harley  First night in jail with Charlie  You get your mind back  you get your nerves back  Your first heart attack back  You get your pride back  You get your life back  You get your first real love back  You get your big screen TV, a DVD and a washing machine  You get the pond and the lawn  The bail and the mower  You go back where you don't know her  It sounds a little crazy a little scattered and absurd  But that's what you get  When you play a country song backwards