I know a gal got a lot to lose  She's a pretty nice lady but she's kinda confused  Got muscles in her head ain't never been used  Thinks she owns half of this town    Starts drinking heavy and gets a bi red nose  And she beats her old an with her pantyhose  And takes him out and buys him new clothes  That's the way the world goes round    That's the way the world goes round  One minute you're up the next you're down  It's half an inch of water and you think your gonna drown  That's the way the world goes round    Well I was sittin in the tub just a countin my toes  When the radiator broke and the water froze  Got stuck in the ice without any clothes  Naked as the eyes of a clown     I was cryin ice cubes hoping that I would croak  When the sun came through the window and the ice all broke  I said son of a gun man that's just a joke  And that's the way the world goes round    That's the way the world goes round  One minute you're up the next you're down  It's half an inch of water and you think your gonna drown  That's the way the world goes round    these lyrics are submitted by Lauren