1 Verse:Oh, you think my notorious accent   Tells you I’ve a show-off attitude   On the Danish map, you compare that  Jutland pictures    a mighty Danish giraffe  And Zealand’s only    its “foreign” feacals     Chorus:   ‘Cause I’m just a F....... Zealander   Living weird    on a haunted boarding school   Where I can get no:    Girlfriend, boyfriend,    hetero, metro!!!   When you just stay cold and cruel   Or am I just a    selfish, weakling tool?  2 Verse:    Here’s the sweaty farmer attractive   His muscles make these    girls go busty, yeah    I get attacked when I sleep   And I don’t care if    Your tractor is a John Deere    Or just a Steyr    Am I an outsider?     Chorus    Bridge (solo):      Once this zoo starts to act   like it was    living peacefully in our country   Verbal fighting –    senseless perceptions   Will this “war” come to an end again?    Together “our reign” can rule the    7 seas and Scandinavia    The party never stops –   When we’ll kick Bornholm    right back to Sweden    once again…     Let’s do it – you might hate me now,    but you can’t change me…    Chorus x2 …