Listen to him scream  Show's he has good lungs  Throw him under water  And make him grow gills and fins  As you watch him swim away  (Chorus:)  He's got big feet, big ears, and big hands  You know what they say  As you see his father grin  Thinking of his yesterdays  Waterdog, waterdog, yeah  Waterdog, waterdog, yeah  Don't buy him no leggos  Don't get him no hot wheels  Swimmin' underwater is where he gets his thrills  And his dolphin-like skills  (Chorus)  Listen to him scream  Show's he has good lungs  Throw him under water  And make him grow gills and fins  As you watch him swim away  (Chorus)