Jet fighters never die      Mikey was a little boy   He loved to watch the clouds   He was born to fly   Mikey joined the Navy   His father was quite proud   Mother never wanted it that way   He got into the cockpit    And rose up in the sky   Set his sights on Beirut    And he let his missles fly   Boom, Boom!      Jet fighters never die   I don't know, but I've been told   It's been said that God is dead   Jet fighters never cry,    Jet fighters never die      The General smoked a Cuban blunt   [Handled] by the Reds   Then he poured a glass of Scotch   And tallied up the dead      The fighter banked into the night   Then he caught a Sam   He rose up into Heaven    With Jesus in his hand   Scenery was so beautiful   Could not believe his eyes   Then he spotted John Wayne   He knew he had arrived   Jesus interrupted him   He had something to tell   They had to speak with Allah   He sent them both to hell!!   Boom, boom!