what makes you think  that it won't grow back  in a day or two  husbands in winter  they know the truth  but what can they do    i don't like girls the way they are  so shave their legs  and make them look like movie stars  then we can pretend it's natural    put on whatever makes you attractive  if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion  your friends like a certain you  that's who you've got to be    junior high legs  blonde hair gone brown  from removing it  waxing since thirteen  wisdom from a beauty queen  her tiara diggin deep in her head    i'm starting to think that i'm kind of shy  or at least i'd like to be    winter legs give me heart attacks  so take it off with lasers  so it never comes back  then we can pretend it's natural