Well, I did see a man on a bicycle  riding through heavy snow  his wife said, hey kids what the heck is he doing,  everyone laughed till they cried  Fait vos jeux madam  (and) Hey monsieur, place your bets  Love is a sure thing and these dice never lie  Fait vos jeux madam  hey monsieur, I can bet  10 to 1 you're as crazy as I  Well, I did see my father walking  walking without any clothes down by the banks of that big Red Deer River  holding an old fishing pole  My father was a man  once ran an army, he loved his children  but his duty came first  till one day when I bought him a bicycle he said,  "kiss my ass, I'm as free as a bird"  Fait vos jeux, madam  (and) Hey monsieur, place your bets  Love is a sure thing and these dice never lie  Fait vos jeux madam  (and) Hey monsieur, I can bet  10 to 1 you're as crazy as I