(J. Martinez/Psyechefunkapus)  Bow to your partner, grab 'em by the arm  Get prepared to cause him harm  Spin, spin, spin 'em all around, spin 'em all around  Till hehits the ground  Pick him back up and do it some more  Throw 'em in the air and clear the floor  Pick up that empty bottle of beer, smash it over the head  Of the bar man there  If he starts bleeding don't you run  Don't you run 'cause it's all in fun!  Grab your partner, make her stare  Strip on down to your underwear  If she leaves don't you care  Take a little step and savoir faire  Run over there, grab someone, throw him in the pit  And join the fun  Hit your head up on the satage, get into the pit and  Start to rage  Don't you worry if you want to get laid  All you gotta do is promenade  This here's the Hillbilly Happy Smash! Originated in West  Marin, California. It's real easy to do  Now you're feeling good and sloshed, get into the pit and  Start to mosh  Mosh, mosh, spin it all around  "Roud and around and around and around  'Round and around and around and around and around and around  Around and around , 'round and around and around and around and  Around and around and around  If yo uget dizzy don't you stress  Barf on your partner's brand new dress  Here come the bouncers four by four  Tryin' hard to get to the middle of the floor  Dip, dive, step and steer  Don't let the mtherfuckers get too near  Jump on their backs and hit 'em on the head  Hit 'em on the head till their faces turn red  Forget about what I said before, grab your  Shit and head for the door  And if you just have gotten your thrills  Get into your car and head for the hills  Head for the hills...  ------------------------------------------------------------------------------