Paul Kelly (Mushroom)  We dance in the kitchen on Boxing Day  I held you swaying in my arms to Marvin Gaye  Our Christmas ham turned green by New Year's Eve  We weren't hungry anyway  Now sometimes we see each other on the street  Maybe at a hotel or some party  We say hello then we have to go  I can't believe we were married  That we were wed  Our houses were a shambles, our love conspiracy  Your hand was always down my pants  before our guests could leave  They didn't like our drugs, our children or our dogs  The way we made it up each day  Now the kids have grown we talk on the phone  If one of them is sick or needs some money  Our words are dry, so measured and polite  I can't believe we were married  That we were wed  Now maybe if I'm with someone you come into my mind  The one I knew with your certain little cries  You're not the only one to come rushing in  It's like a party line  Yeah sometimes we see each other on the street  Maybe at a concert or some party  We say hello talk about the show  I can't believe we were married  Yeah we say hello then we have to go  You send your regards to all my family  And the years have changed even the sound of your name  I can't believe that we were married  That we were wed