We're so sorry Uncle Albert   We're so sorry if we caused you any pain   We're so sorry Uncle Albert   But there's no one left at home   And I believe I'm gonna rain   We're so sorry but we haven't heard a thing all day   We're so Sorry Uncle Albert   But if anything should happen we'll be sure to give a ring     We're so sorry Uncle Albert   But we haven't done a bloody thing all day   We're so sorry Uncle Albert   But the kettle's on the boil and we're so easily called away     Hand across the water (water)   Heads across the sky   Hand across the water (water)   Heads across the sky   Admiral Halsey notified me   He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea   I had another look and I had a cup of tea and butter pie   (the butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie)     Hand across the water (water)   Heads across the sky   Hand across the water (water)   Heads across the sky     Live a little be a gypsy, get around(get around)   Get your feet up off the ground   Live a little, get around   Live a little be a gypsy, get around(get around)   Get your feet up off the ground   Live a little, get around     Hand across the water (water)   Heads across the sky   Hand across the water (water)   Heads across the sky   Ooo------------Ooo-------------