The theme that I will talk about  is not sorta house kind  It's not delicious  No, you won't figure it out  Won't have it in your mind  But I'm sure you know this.    Pre-chorus:  Achiing in the guts  Oppression on the farts  These nasty feelings    Chorus:  When you're trapped  -into Montezumas revenge  You're lost  -if you got the shits  You're trapped  -into Montezumas revenge  and lost  -into...    Now it's time to lay down your spoon  I'll go into details  Realize that you'll do it soon  Do you remember?    Brubble in your paaants  The evil stench  How painful    Chorus:  When you're trapped  -into Montezumas revenge  you're lost  -if you got the shits  You're trapped  -into Montezumas revenge  and lost  -into...    Bridge:  How long have you been waiting  For the time of penetration?  Oh, now you need to fart  And all fears are growing  Finally it's the end of your  girlfriend's menstruation.  What a mess, now you've got your own.