I sold your Rolex   To buy that gold Versace dress     I set free your whiny French poodle   So you could get your beauty rest     And I did it all for you   I did it all (I did it all) for you   This Christmas (This Christmas)   All your dreams (All your dreams)   Will come true     I put your mother on a greyhound (you did what?)   You always hoped she'd have the chance to see the world now she can     I torched your Sports Illustrated swimsuit issues (No, no, no, no, no, no)   So I could be your only girl and now I am     And I did it all for you   I did it all (I did it all) for you   This Christmas (This Christmas)   All your dreams (All your dreams)   Will come true     How can I forget (I forget)  All you've done for me   I'll get you yet     This is the season to give   But I can never forgive the damage that you've done   (Damage that you've done)   This must be love     I sank your bass boat (Oh not my bass boat, no, no, no)   So you'd have more time to spend with me     I hocked your grandma's diamond earrings (AHHHHH!)   For the down payment on our SUV     Fully loaded, heated seats, in hunter green is this for me?     I did it all for you   I did it all (I did it all) for you   This Christmas (This Christmas)   All your dreams (All your dreams)     I did it all for you   I did it all (I did it all) for you   This Christmas (This Christmas)   All your dreams (All your dreams)   Will come true   Ooooh....    these lyrics are submitted by William Matzke