On the day that Daniel Cowman stopped existing  The world should have ended right then and there  At precisely four-fifteen when he stopped existing  The world should have ended  How could it go on?  How could it go on?  How could it go on?    Oh and I don't exist  I don't exist [repeats]    So now that we've got that straight  Doesn't mean that I can fly  Doesn't mean I that I can go do whatever I want.  Now that we've got that clear  And you know that I'm not here  Doesn't mean that I can go do whatever I please.    The premature ejaculation of his death   (sentence) hit Daniel in the face like a big round spitball hwk-pfffff.  And everything got hazy in the courtroom and then he stood up   And then he sat back down another two times in the row.  And everything got real slow like a gunshot in the movies  And he remembered heroin boy walking in through the door  Bouncing off the walls and the floor  Taking off his belt taking off his pants  Filling up the bathtub  Getting ready to go in for a swim.  Singing I don't exist  I don't exist [repeats]    And now that we've got that straight,  Doesn't mean that I can fly  Doesn't mean that I can go do whatever I want.  Now that we've got that clear  And you know that I'm not here  Doesn't mean that I can go do whatever I please.  And you start remembering and remembering and remembering   And remembering...    The heroin boy, he walked through the door,  And he was screaming  And I was like 'why's you screaming like it's the end of the world?'  And he was like 'well it is.'  And I was sitting in the corner with my pants down  And I was sure that someone next door was blowing up balloons  And it was red and orange.    And there was that swell lady at the bar just tryin to buy gin  And there was this other lady at the bar and she was tryin to sell gin  It worked out good for the boths of them.    And heroin boy started taking off his belt,  Started taking off his pants,  Started taking off his shoes  Started filling up the bathtub  Getting ready to go in for a swim  I says "No-o.  You're goin to drown.  He says 'No,  I can't drown.  Simply because...    Shhhhhhh.    A man destined to hang  Can never drown,  A man destined to hang  Can never drown,  A man destined to hang  Can never ever drown.    A man destined to drown  Can never burn,  A man destined to drown  Can never burn,  A man destined to drown  Can never ever burn.    A man destined to fry  Can never ever ever  A man destined to fry  Can never ever ever  A man destined to fry  Can never ever ever die...  In any other way but frying,  Lucky that I'm dying  By hanging and not drowning.    So now that we've got that straight  Can't I just be left alone?  I want to take a fuckin' bath