A long, long, long, long time ago  Before the wind, before the snow  Lived a man, lived a man I know  Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho    Sir Psycho Sexy that is me  Sometimes I find I need to scream    He's a freak of nature  But we love him so  He's a freak of nature  But we let him go    Deep inside the garden of Eden  Standing there with my hard on bleedin'  Theres a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen  Good God no that would be treason  Believe me Eve she gave good reason  Botty looking too good not to be squeezin'  Creamy beaver hotter than a fever  I'm a givin' 'cause she's the reciever  I won't and I don't hang up until I please her  Makin' her feel like an over achiever  I take it away for a minute just to tease her  Then I give it back a little bit deeper    Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that I met 1 time  Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that left me blind     [chorus]  Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man he's the man he's  the man    He's a freak of nature  But we love him so  He's a freak of nature  But we let him go    I got stopped by a lady cop  In my automobile  She said get out and spead your legs  And then she tried to cop a feel  That cop she was all dressed in blue  Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you  She stuck my butt with her big black stick  I said "what's up?" now suck my dick  Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb  She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand  On her crotch so very warm  I could feel her getting wet through her uniform  Proppin' her up on the black and white  Unzipped and slipped "ooo that's tight"  I swatted her like no swat team can  Turned a cherry pie right into jam    [chorus]    Hello young woman that I love  Pretty punk rock mamma that I'm thinking of  Hold me naked if you will  In your arms in your legs in your pussy I'd kill  To be with you, to kiss with you, I do miss you  I love you    Lay me down ....  Descending waves of graceful pleasure  For your love there is no measure  Her curves they bend with subtle splendor    Now I lay me down to sleep  I pray the funk will make me freak  If I should die before I waked  Allow me Lord to rock out naked  Bored by the ordinary time to take a trip  Calling up a little girl with a bull whip  Lickety split go snap "snap"  Girl gettin' off all in my lap  The tallest tree the sweetest sap  Blowin' my ass right off the map  Ooo and it's nice out here  I think I'll stay for a while