Look at me   Ain’t I neat?   wouldn't you think the driver’s completely out of his mind?   wouldn't you think I'm the girl   the girl who has to pee?      look at this van   there’s no toilet   how many hours can one person hold it?   looking around here you'd think   sure, she's really gotta pee      I've got toilets and sinks aplenty   I've got toilet paper and towels galore   (you want bathrooms? I've got 20!)   but who cares?   There not here   Can you stop?   I wanna be where the bathrooms are   I wanna see wanna see 'em flushing      driving around on those   (what do you call 'em? oh, tires)   screaming at the driver you don't get to far   toliets are required for peeing, pooping   strolling along down a   (what's that word again?) oh, highway      up where they pee   up where they poop   up where they sit all day on the pot   wondering why   wish I could be   part of that group   what would I give   if I could pee   right in those toilets!      (Listen to the song in the Little Mermaid: Part Of Your World   and sing along with our new version!)