I came home knocked out after work    That's when my telephone goes berserk.  How can I unwind or get some rest  Receiving sick phone calls from a lonely pest.  Find someone else to bother  Mister or Miss Obscene Phone Caller.  Why do you get off breathing on that phone    Obscene Phone Caller leave me alone.  Why did you have to pick me out of all the people in the directory    I don't know what's going thru' your mind  But these nackoff phone calls are a waste of time.  I must have my number changed  Or trace these calls from whence they came    If Alexander Bell were alive today  Would he want the telephone to be used this way?  Find someone else to bother  Mister or Miss Obscene phone Caller. . .  Obscene phone Caller  find someone else to bother.  Obscene phone Caller  you dirty little nasty twit.