[Verse 1]  You have reached R.Kelly  Unfortunately, I'm sleep  Been out partying all night  And I'm blasted off that Hennessey  I hop to hotel lobbies  Going to them after parties  Throwing up and carrying on  Bout to have somebody drive me home  I get through the door  Fall on the floor  Get up  I'm staggering  Look upstairs  Shit is blurry because I'm real bent  And now I don't know whether I'm coming or going  And this goes out to all of my honeys that's calling    [Chorus 1]  Leave your name right after the beep and I'm  Sure to get back with you  If I'm not asleep or  Smoking on some trees or  Having a little sex or  If I'm not faded or  Making a baby    (Would you please, yeah)  Leave your name right after the beep and I'm  Sure to get back with you  If I'm not asleep or (Said if)  Blowing on trees (I'm not)  Having some sex (That's all, yeah)  If I'm not faded or  Making a baby    [Verse 2]  Drinking Belvedere, 7-Up, and gin  I told myself never again  Sleeping while the club is crunk  Don't make no sense to be that drunk  Arguing through the night  Pushing on people and starting fights  I was fucked up  I confess  People saying Kellz is a hot mess  Even after that I was taking shots  Shot after shot  Shot after shot then  I couldn't even open the door to my Benz  Dropped off and I get in the door now  Lying on the stairs snoring now  Why you calling me calling me calling me?  Pick it up  Pick it up  Pick it up Kellz  Why you calling me calling me calling me?  Pick it up     Pick it up  Pick it up  But I'm knocked out sleep    [Chorus 2]  So leave your name (please leave your name) right after the beep (right after) and I'm  Sure to get back with you (Yeah)  If I'm not asleep (No)  Smoking on some trees or (Smoking on trees, yeah)  Having a little sex or (In the middle of having sex)  If I'm not faded or (Yeah)  Making a baby (Won't you please leave your name)    Leave your name right after the beep and I'm (Oh yeah)  Sure to get back with you (Right back)  If I'm not asleep or (I'll call you back)   Blowing on trees (Oh yes, I'll call you back)  Having some sex (I'll call you back)  If I'm not faded or (I'll call you back)  Making a baby    [Bridge]  When the morning comes and I'm sober  And everything is cool  I'll check my message  And I promise to get right back with you  And if you think I'm screening calls  You're mothafuckin right  That's for the haters  I return calls to all the girls I like    [Chorus 3]  So leave your name (leave your name) right after the beep (leave your name, yeah) and I'm  Sure to get back with you (I'm sure to get back witcha)  If I'm not asleep (If I'm not asleep)  Smoking on some trees or (Trees)  Having a little sex or (Sex or yeah yeah)  If I'm not faded or  Making a baby (Just leave your name yeah yeah)    Leave your name right after (right after, right after) the beep and I'm   Sure to get back with you   If I'm not asleep or (If I'm not asleep) (I'll call you back)   Blowing on trees (Oh yes, I'll call you back)  Having some sex (Some sex yeah) (I'll call you back)  If I'm not faded or (I'll call you back)  Making a baby     So leave your name right after the beep and I'm  Sure to get back with you (Sure to get back with you)  If I'm not asleep (If I'm not asleep)  Smoking on some trees or (Smoking on some trees)  Having a little sex or (Having some sex)  (I'm not faded) If I'm not faded  (I'm making a baby) Making a baby (Got to leave your name)    Damn, 200 missed calls