Woohoo!    Hey hey here comes no-one  Another friend to have a go on  And she asks me do I miss her when shes gone  And I reply as much as I miss anyone    Oh! Woohoo  And I'll be your gay friend  'Cause your marriage never ends  Till we fuck and fight again  Theres a space between us  So jump into my bed  Pretend the world is dead  And always in my head  Is a face between us    Hey lord forgive us if we're wrong  Make sure that he never hears this song  And she says that I'm the opposite of a hallmark card  She asks me how I'm feeling well  I don't want to think that hard    Oh! Woohoo!  And I'll be your gay friend  'Cause your marriage never ends  Till we fuck and fight again  Theres a space between us  Jump into my bed  Pretend the world is dead  And always in my head  Is a face between us    It's the late show now  How does the late show end?  Well if God is in, the details  Thank God that you're my friend  I have a friend again  You're my friend again  My gay friend    Oh! Woohoo! Erhh  So jump into my bed  Pretend the world is dead  And always in my head  Is a face between us  And I'll be your gay friend  As your marriage never ends  Till we fuck and fight again  There's a space between us  Oh! Woohoo!