(feat. Jonathan Wilkes)    [spoken]  [Robbie: (american accent)] Johnny and Robbie  [Jonathon:] What you talking like that for, you're from Stoke!  [Robbie:] I dunno but I can't stop here pally     Like the wallpaper sticks to the wall  Like the seashore clings to the sea  Like you'll never get rid of your shadow  You'll never get rid of me     Let all the others fight and fuss  Whatever happens, we've got us.    (Me and my shadow)  We're closer than pages that stick in a book  We're closer than ripples that flow in a brook  (Strolling down the avenue)  Wherever you find him, you'll find me, just look  Closer than a miser or the bloodhounds to Liza    Me and my shadow   We're closer than smog to all of L.A.  We're closer than Ricky to confessing he's gay??  Not a soul can bust this team in two  We stick together like glue    And when it's sleeping time  That's when we rise  We start to swing  Our clocks don't chime  What a surprise  They ring-a-ding-ding!  Happy New Year!    (Me and my shadow)  And now to repeat what I said at the start  They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart  We're alone but far from blue    Before we get finished, we'll make the town roar  We'll hit a few late spots, and then a few more  We'll wind up at Stringy's and maybe grab show  Life is gonna be we-wow-whee!  For my shadow and me!    [spoken]  [Jonathon:] Can we do that again  [Robbie:] No, I'm too tired  [Jonathon:] Please Rob  [Robbie:] No, I'm swung out  [Jonathon:] I'll give you some money  [Robbie:] I don't need money  [Jonathon:] What about a cup of tea  [Robbie:] Not thirsty  [Jonathon:] I'll won't tell anyone you're gay.  [Both Laugh]    Before we get finished, we'll make the town roar  We'll hit all the late spots, and then a few more  We'll wind up at Stringy's and maybe grab show  Life is gonna be we-wow-whee!  For my shadow and me!