So I sing a song  To reel 'em in  It's a song I sung before  And a song I'm gonna sing again  I mean every word  I don't mean a single one of them  Oh Lord, make me pure  - but not yet    Tell a joke  Tell it twice  If no-one else is laughing then why am I  I split my sides both times and laugh till I cry  Oh Lord, please make me pure  - but not yet    I don't have to try  I just dial it in  I've never found a job that for me was worth bothering  I got a ton of selfish genes and lazy bones  Beneath this skin  Oh Lord, make me pure  - but not yet    Smoking kills  Sex sells  I've got one hand in my pocket but the other one looks cool as hell  I know I'm gonna die so my revenge is living well  Oh Lord, make me pure  - but not yet    I stopped praying  So I hope this song will do  I wrote it all for you  I'm not perfect but you don't mind that, do you?  I know you're there to pull me through, aren't you?    So I look for love  I like the search  And I'll be standing for election all across the known universe  Every president gets the country she deserves  Oh Lord, make me pure  - but not yet    And I've been seeing  Somebody's wife  She said she'd leave him for me and I said that wasn't wise  You can't lie to a liar because of all lies  Oh Lord, please make me pure  - not yet