Theory whispers in my ear, I came with a great big bang  Just a cell, no lungs or brain, a little floating thing  I got better later on with limbs and hair to comb  I had a lot of trees to climb, whith new limbs I began to roam    Can you see that they are making a  Monkey out of you and me?    Mother evolution  It's the only way to explain their confusion  Mother evolution  Guessing their way into this delusion  Mother evolution  Making claims without resolution  Mother evolution  The greatest minds with no solution    In the sky I'll learn to fly, then cuise beneath the waves  I'll build a house right on the moon, I no longer need to breathe  As time grows I'll get more legs and exchange my nose for a trunk  I'm getting faster day by day, someday I'll be the perfect hunk