Chorus:  Mammary glands - wo wo! Mother nature's dairy delight  You can't make cream or butter cause it's just a human udder  And a natural mammalian sight.  Do you wanna pay to take a peek  At what drives men insane?  Well they're in anthro books galore and I'm  Just sure that you'll adore 'em,  Even cave women have the same two simple  Chorus  The men decided that a certain shape  Stands out more than the rest  Well they made such a major issue  Women stuff their bras with tissue,  Thrust shoulders back to look their best, show off their  Chorus  If you're more than 36, you are desirable  So don't be shy, they'll pay  For once you finally sold out, you may get a center foldout  They dig your dugs, you're on the way, with famous  Chorus  It's a multimillion dollar enterprise  But no one know what it's about  If we'd think before we'd buy it  We'd bust the myth, we would defy it  And we might stand up and shout, "They're only"  Chorus  Words and music by Kristin Lems c MCMLXXXIII Kleine Ding Music (BMI)