(Verse #1)  Today is not my day,  my clothes have all shrunk and my stockings have a hole.    (Bridge)  Clothes just aren't my thing so I just laugh  and don't care, but...    (Chorus)  Trouble with clothes today  I'm having trouble with clothes today.  i won't have my way  when I'm having a problematic clothes dayyyyyyyy!    (Verse #2)  I can't pull off my jacket  and I can't find my slippers  random clothes are the only thing  that make me want to sing!    (Bridge)  I hate dresses  they are such messes  and they make me have...    (Chorus)    (Verse #3)  But tommorow I shall shop  but then I'll drop  because my budget is ever thin so...    Ending  I shall pay my clothes awayyyy...(fades)