I'm a well adjusted teenager   I like happy songs  I'm a well adjusted teenager   I'm happy all day long  Let's go now    Oh I-E-I-E-I-I  I'm a well adjusted teenager   I am the teacher's pet  I'm at the head of my class   I kiss ass you bet    I'm a well adjusted teenager   I like happy songs  I'm a well adjusted teenager   I'm happy all day long    (Solo)    Don't drink - don't smoke - don't do drugs  Everybodys friends with me and I am not insane  Yea  I'm a well adjusted teenager   I like happy songs  I'm a well adjusted teenager   I'm happy all day long    I'm a well adjusted teenager   I don't put up a fuss  I'm a well adjusted teenager   Don't even freakin' cuss  Well adjusted teenager   Won't you be friends with me  Well adjusted teenager   Show ya how cool we can be  Well adjusted teenager   Hold me - hug me Yea-Yea  Oh I'm stuck in hell for eternity  I'm a well adjusted teenager    these lyrics are submitted by Evil Dave