tried to see what in my life could be so wrong  I figured it out - all I need is a car to be so strong  So here I sit on the hood of a Buick  I feel real cool and the chicks all dig it  Things are going to change and I think it's happening now    Mama said, "Oh dear baby don't leave me"  But I'm a redneck adventurous pitch forked pup from the farm  And now I cruise on the high road to China  Got girls lined up way back to Ohio  Slicked back hair with pomade that just won't stop    Ahd he said, "Ahh shucks!"  I figured it out all wrong    I wrecked that car on the night of my very first prom  Betty Lou got out and walked, in short, she was gone  So here I sit on this heap of a Buick  Best girl gone, oh I just knew it  Things are going to change and I think it's happening now    And he said, "Ahh shucks!"  I figured it out all wrong  The only thing that really matters now -  If you ain't got a car - stay far!    these lyrics are submitted by sez