Like a dog bite, like a bee sting  I don't feel so fucking bad    Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens  Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens  Brown paper packages tied up with strings  These are a few of my favorite things    Cream collored ponies and crisp apple strudel  Doorbells and sleighbells and schnitzel with noodles  Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings  These are a few of my favorite things    When the dog bites, when the bee stings  When I'm feeling sad  I simply remember my favorite things  Then I don't feel so bad    Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes  Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes  Silver white winters that melt into springs  These are a few of my favorite things    Cream collored ponies and crisp apple strudel  Doorbells and sleighbells and schnitzel with noodles  Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings  These are a few of my favorite things    When the dog bites, when the bee stings  When I'm feeling sad  I simply remember my favorite things  Then I don't feel so bad    Yeah! Yeah!