Paris For President  At the Palms chillin' with the martini  Paris For President  Your commander in bikini  When they tell you 'bout my policies  To stop the player hating on the USA  Incentivize Nuclear Non-Proliferation  And ratify Kyoto today  You can ride in the motorcade,  In my hybrid, pink, Escalade, Hey!  Paris For President  Not another oldie cliche  Paris For President  You can get married if you're straight or if you're gay  If you’re gonna put lipstick on a pig,  Make sure that shade matches the skin-tone  You can trust me with my finger on the button   Nucular (Bush voice) a sad vocabulary don't!  Trading in the cabinet for a walk, in, closet Hey!  Paris For President  America should put me in charge  Paris For President  Look at Bush it cant be that hard  Simon Cowell he might be a little mean  But when one of the judges kicks the bucket  I'll put him on the Court Supreme  Then I'll paint the white house pink  And look into a trip to Maui  Paris for President  A proponent of clean air energy  Paris for President  The real Maverick in D.C.  Water boarding is torture and   Global warming is totally not hot  I'll make a department called the fashion police  And fix the economy with all of the new jobs  Makeover Lady Liberty in Donna, Tommy & Calvin Klein, Hey!  Paris for President  Get your cute little butt out there and vote  Paris for President  Dispensing beauty tips, and hope  Paris for President (repeats)  I'm Paris Hilton and I approve this message.    these lyrics are submitted by J Doedtman