LANDLUBBER  If I went in half hearted  Well that's all I had to give  You were waiting on the shore  With your genes unzipped  Soaking and shivering  And barely living  When I carried you onboard  To dote upon  Well so long  Landlubber    I put my ear to your heart  All I could hear was the ocean  I put my ear to your head  And was nauseous from the motion  Tied to the rigging  You weren't forgiving  When you found yourself alive  Was I wrong?  Well so long  Landlubber    You pointed to the port  And who was I to argue?  You cried while getting off:  'Oh well we'll both forget tomorrow'    I guess you were half right  But didn't stay to prove your theorem  That we'll never lie together  Outside of a mausoleum  I'd pulled too closely  And tore my hull free  Now my burial at sea  Is forgone  Well so long  Landlubber